Apparently, you want to contact me—I can't imagine why, but you do. And while I keep advocating the use of smoke signals, carrier pigeons, or some sort of tin can and string apparatus, you all insist on things like email and whatnot. Sure, maybe it's convienant and doesn't poop on you like a pigeon would, but it lacks elegance. Also, I want to dress my pigeon up as an old-timey aviator, and you just can't do that with an email.

Yet.

But hey, fine, I get it. So to contact me:

Twitter: @LishMcBride

Facebook: Lish McBride, author 

Instagram: lishmcbride

Email: lishmcbride@gmail.com

BlueSky: lishmcbride.bsky.social

TikTok: @LishMcBride

Patreon: LishMcBride

Newsletter! Keep up with my mysterious doings here!

Snail Mail: PO Box 43, Mountlake Terrace, WA 98043

Things I will accept: love notes, candy, ponies (I'm not sure how you'd fit a pony into an email or a PO Box...but I'm willing to find out.)

Things I will not accept: severed heads, vials of your blood, black licorice. 

For business* type things contact Cheyenne Faircloth of Handspun Lit at cheyenne @ handspunlit.com. Otherwise I spend too much time wearing a monocle and a fake mustache and pretending that I know "things" about the publishing business, which wastes everyone's time, except possibly my own.

For event inquiries, or information about upcoming releases, please feel free to email me! I love going to things, but like a vampire, I must be invited.

I’ve had some issue receiving message sent through the website, so it’s best to contact me directly (lishmcbride at gmail.com) Remember, sometimes things get lost in inboxes. If you don't hear back after a bit, polite** reminders are okay. Also, as we are busy***, so don't wait until the last minute to contact us. 

*This includes blurb requests, library visits, skype chat requests, questions regaurding book/foreign/movie rights information, and shady business deals. You can try to email me for blurbs or skype chats without going though my agent, but sometimes I get buried under my email pile metaphorically speaking, and he’s good at bringing things to my attention.

**If you're not polite, we'll set the bears on you.

***probaby playing pinball.